How to save Doctor Who

As you know, Doctor Who has gone woke, gone broke and will die soon. Here's how I would save it.

Sack Russel T Davies, Sack Jane Tranter, Sack Phil Collinson.

Have Lawrance Fox or Nerdrotic play the Doctor.

Rehire Chris Chinballs to write the first episode, just for the sole purpose of sacking him for destroying the show.

Have the next episode be the new doctor and companion laughing at how bad and awful the last episode was for 45 minutes.

Hire Gareth Roberts as showrunner, he always knows how to write good episodes. Just look at.. err.. the Shakespeare Code.

Dedicate the third episode entirely on de-canonizing the Timeless Children. Also the third episode will reveal that everything after Chadpaldi was just a dream. And that the Dreamlord using Dreamcrabs to trap the doctor in the Land of Fiction, fabricated this life where the Doctor was a woman and gay. The Doctor played by Ncuti Gatwa will discover that "no, I am not the Doctor. The Doctor is straight, and white, and male. He'll wake up as Chadpaldi who'll regenerate into the Nerdrotic Doctor.

Forth episode will be Heaven Sent 2, the sequel to Heaven Sent 1. But execute Moffat if he dares to make it woke.

Fifth episode will be a nonpolitical episode guest staring Donald Trump. Involving the Gazan and Ukrainian Wars.

Sixth Episode will be about the Marxist Daleks. With Tharries as Davros. Ben Shapiro will make a cameo as the REAL 17th Doctor.

Seventh Episode will be Kerblam, but anti woke this time.

All the other episodes of this first based season will be completely AI generated by Ian Levine.

The finale will be 60 whole minutes of Jordan Peterson literally shitting on Marxist literature.

So, guys. What do you think of my non-political vision of the show? I really want to take Doctor Who back to its roots of being a non-political family friendly show like during the Barry Letts era.