Well, this is a First

I got a chuckle, and hope you do, too.

Flight arrives at gate.

(Of course everyone on the aisle immediately stands).

Me: Window seat, sitting.

Gentleman behind me: “Uh, excuse me ma’am, would you please check under your seat for an elk antler.”

Me: Looks under my seat. Hands over the elk antler.”

Edit: The antler was very worn. From the looks of it, they have a dog who likes antlers. It was approximately 10" in length, and about 2" in circumference. No, I am not being naughty, this is really about an antler.