My fucking SISTER found my stash (AITA)

So I am a fairly horny fellow, I must say so myself.

I get off on things that some would say are rather unconventional. It all started with the usual suspects of things that make men horny; internet pornography, girls’ change room sounds and socks.

It eventually manifested into something I’m very embarrassed to say…. I was on the toilet stimulating my sexual organs, and right when I finished… I smelled a rather metallic smell. It was coming from the toilet.

What I saw absolutely horrified me and turned me on at the same time. It was my sisters’ period blood.

I should’ve flushed it down the toilet, I should of, however… this is when my affliction started. I dunked my head in the toilet as if I were bobbing for apples and took the biggest GULP of my life.

I flushed, afterwards of course, but my hunger for my sisters’ monthly blood could not be flushed away so easily.

I waited for that eventual time of the month and had myself a feast. It was all rainbow and sunshine until the day I decided to freeze her delicious cherry goodness into popsicles.

I thought my sister would be gone for the weekend, but alas, she came home early and discovered several trays full of toilet water period blood with popsicle sticks in them.

How could I have BEEN SO FOOLISH. She immediately went for the phone to call the police on me, of course I ran away.

I am hiding in a forest several towns away, awaiting my eventual capture. I’ve never felt so betrayed. The BITCH!

So Reddit, AITA?