Fuck the 73Rs

They added an R at the end of 737 because they thought they were creative huh? It's a 21st century aircraft, but you'd think it was from the 80's. Why did they put a CRJ ass APU in the back of it. Reliable my ass. Looking for that seat upgrade? Too damn bad, those three rows of first and one row of comfort plus are already taken, But don't worry, I'm sure you'll find plenty of things to do to keep you entertained. In-flight wifi? No. IFE? Nope. Power outlets to charge your devices? Not a fucking chance. That mid-aft exit seemed like a good idea right? Then why are half of them deactivated and riveted closed? Don't get me started on the cargo holds. No air conditioning whatsoever, and you have to mess with those shitty cargo nets everyone knows and loves from the Airbus. What's that? Captain needs an air start? Well shit that hunk of junk has been sitting in the desert for the past three years, no wonder it needs some help. The cockpit looks like that of an old 737-800, except the center pedestal. "What should we fill the extra space with?" One of the designers probably said, "Oh just leave it, they'll use it as a cupholder or something", then delta came along and slapped a goofy ass brick phone from the 70s into it. Feel like having a maintenance delay? Because it's almost certain with this aircraft, fuelling issues, air bleed issues, you name it, this aircraft has it. Fuck the 73Rs