Toxic masculinity

People, I am struggling to add sarcasm and humour into this - it’s already a laugh.

Why does everyone tell me about toxic masculinity and that I should tone it down…..

but then come running to me when the car won’t start, they can’t log into their PC, their father had alzheimers and they are frightened about his violence, they were assaulted, when they can’t get home and it’s dark - ALL EXAMPLES THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN RECENT MONTHS.

Am I the local handyman/mechanic? The guy who can take a punch from a mad man and shrug it off because he was old? Am I a free fucking Uber?

I am getting sick of this each way bet.

You want sarcasm and humour? FIND IT YOURSELF. I am sick of being the one who has to do it all. Bury the dead dog. Carry the heavy load. Work back (Mary can’t she has children).

Yes I am having a bad day.

People, I am struggling to add sarcasm and humour into this - it’s already a laugh.

Why does everyone tell me about toxic masculinity and that I should tone it down…..

but then come running to me when the car won’t start, they can’t log into their PC, their father had alzheimers and they are frightened about his violence, they were assaulted, when they can’t get home and it’s dark - ALL EXAMPLES THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN RECENT MONTHS.

Am I the local handyman/mechanic? The guy who can take a punch from a mad man and shrug it off because he was old? Am I a free fucking Uber?

I am getting sick of this each way bet.

You want sarcasm and humour? FIND IT YOURSELF. I am sick of being the one who has to do it all. Bury the dead dog. Carry the heavy load. Work back (Mary can’t she has children).

Yes I am having a bad day.