Can we talk about how depressing Stuart's life is?

His therapist killed himself then blamed him in the note

He got stood up by a stray cat

He got Lymes disease

His date said someone else's name during intimacy

Another date took her relationship to the next level with another guy during the movie

His store burned down (but I guess this was a blessing in disguise)

He has the bone density of an 80 year old man

And anything else I'm forgetting

I'm smoking a fat blunt tonight in honor of my favorite character Stuart 💙 hope he's doing better