What are some creative insults that you've been called or called people?

I hung out with my niece recently who is in primary school.

While I was there, she was being silly and told me that I look like "A Fat, Hairy Wombat".

Now, I think that's hilarious but my sister told her to apologise. It got me thinking that that was probably one of the funniest insult I've been called and much better than being called a "d*ckhead" or something similar