Fuck your two week notice

In the US it is customary to give a business a two week notice when quitting. I say workers should give every bit of notice they expect to get from their employer - none.

Why do we do this? In a day where people get fired by email and don’t find out they’re out of a job until their badge doesn’t work, tell them at 4:59 on a Friday. Do it at 8:01 on a Monday. Who cares?

When you’re done, go. You don’t owe them shit. They’re the ones that took common decency off the table.

They can’t not pay you for work you’ve already done. What are they going to do - fire you?

Most HR departments are only allowed to confirm if you were an employee and the dates employed. Anything beyond that is a liability to them. It’s not like it’s going on your permanent record. Pack up your dignity and walk out smiling…or eat popcorn while muted on calls because you can just enjoy the show. Just do it on your terms.