all-rounder ang pagiging horny ng mga babae

people always talk about how women get extra horny during ovulation, but no one warns you about the absolute menace, that is period horniness.

it makes no sense. you’re in pain, you’re bloated, you’re probably pissed off at something dumb, but at the same time, your brain is like, “i need to be touched. immediately”. it’s not even the cute, flirty kind of horniness; it’s the unhinged, self-destructive, “i might text my ex” kind. it’s scrolling through your phone and convincing yourself that a guy you haven’t thought about in five years suddenly looks good. it’s fighting the urge to cry at a sad commercial while also wanting someone to ruin you. frustrating as hell HAHAHAH xD