Basically me when I can't make a boxed cake mix because the mixing bowl is dirty because the sink is full of dishes that have been soaking because the nicest feeling dish rag has been sitting in a damp pile of laundry in the washer that I forgot to throw into the dryer three days ago.

TW for brief mention of suicide at the end...

Also I already preheated the oven and melted the tupperware I stashed inside so nobody would see the pile of dirty dishes and I don't have vegetable oil (or maybe I do but don't remember where I put it). Also I have a doctorate and everyone at work thinks I've got my shit together.