You are not from China!

Some of Victoria's wild ride of quotes when she finds out about the Buddhist meditation center in Thailand:

"Honey, you're not from China!"

"You want to live in Taiwan?!"

"So Charles Mansion wrote a book! So did Bill Clinton and Hillary wrote 5 books!"

"He doesn't look normal, he looks like a Hare Krishna"

"You can end up a concubine to some weird guru with a bunch of sister wives! Getting branded and all sorts of.."

"Sheltered girls like you are constantly getting brainwashed and turned out!"

"I don't even have my lorazepam, I'm gonna have to drink myself to sleep"