Bye Two Dots, you were fun til you weren’t

I can’t believe I did it, but I just did it. Two Dots has been a part of my life for almost a decade. I downloaded it at the very beginning. I’ve played every day, sometimes for hours, except for a few years in the middle. I reached the end twice, and started over at level 1. Most levels were gold first-play wins once that became a thing, and they all had three stars (until recently anyway).

But Two Dots, you’re not fun anymore. You’re a source of endless frustration, not mindless relaxation. I just left a one star rating on the App Store. It feels wrong to do you that way after you’ve been with me for so long, but you did me wrong first. I signed off and deleted the app. Never thought I’d say it.