“Courtney needs to learn how to lose gracefully before she wins”

People who only want Courtney to win a season once she “learns to lose gracefully” is the funniest shade to me, because now the fanfic writers have to realistically spend THREE fan seasons making her a viable winner: the first where she inevitably crashes out once she’s voted out, the second where she finally gets eliminated with dignity, and the third where she actually wins, and depending on if the author(s) are doing full 26-chapter fan seasons, you’re going to spend almost 80 chapters making Courtney a good win candidate, which makes it almost kind of sad for her, because these fan seasons usually occur post-All Stars, and if she’s already 18/19 by All Stars, then that means fanon Courtney will have spent years of her early 20’s trying to win this stupid teen reality show instead of going to law school, all in those 2007 ass wedges. ☠️