Strangest cases of misheard lyrics?

I'm sure we've all had instances where we didn't hear the lyrics of songs correctly and interpret them as something else. But what are the most headscratching instances of this, whether for you or someone you know?

For me, when I first heard "Drive" by The Cars, I heard the lyric "But now" as "Fortnite" for some reason. I have zero idea how that happened but now I can unhear it when I listen to the song.

Using a Todd example, I still don't quite get why he heard "Do you feel like holding on" in the Face Down lyrics instead of "Do you feel like a man." I get that "man" is probably extended for a syllable too long but it's pretty clearly identifiable, he didn't mangle it or anything.