I know the tower in strive sucks absolute ass at being a ranked system but you wanna know the one thing it has fucking going for it???

YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING CHANCE TO LOSE OR WIN MORE THAN A SINGLE FUCKING MATCH IN A ROW!!!!!

HOW MUCH OF A HURCULEAN TASK IS IT TO JUST MATCHMAKE ME WITH PEOPLE AROUND MY SKILL LEVEL????? IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME WITH A RANKED SYSTEM IT'S AAALLLLWAAAAYYYSSS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING CYCLE OF GETTING STEAMROLLED AND THEN BEING THE ONE DOING THE STEAMROLLING!!!!!

WHETHER IT'S OVERWATCH, LEAGUE, FOR HONOR, SEIGE, BRAWLHALLA, AND EVEN FUCKING CHESS.COM IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHAT FUCKING GAME IT IS, IT'S ALWAYS JUST THE EXACT SAME AGONIZING PIECE OF SHIT LOOP OF WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN AND THEN FUCKING LOSE!!!!!!!!

IN THE THOUSANDS OF MULTIPLAYER MATCHES I HAVE DONE OVER THE YEARS I HAVE PROBABLY HAD A DOUBLE DIGIT NUMBER OF MATCHES THAT WERE IN ANY WAY FUCKING CLOSE!!!!

like I know fuck all about game design, but it can't be that fucking hard to just match you with people decently close to your skill level can it???

TLDR: basically no matchmaking is better than shitty matchmaking almost 100% of the time