Loosing things while drunk

Last night I went in town with afew mates and throughout the night drank a quarter bottle of vodka, 8 whiskey cokes, a pint of hazy ipa, 2 vodka pineapple and 3 vodka redbulls. I was absolutely hammered and have about a 50% memory of what happened. I became conscious in the early hours of thismorning too 3 girls rubbing my back and taking care of me on the side of the road. They ordered me an Uber and when I got out I couldn’t find my house for 40 minutes stumbling up and down my road with a dead phone, 1 shoe, my favourite jacket and my favourite arctyrex beanie from Japan all missing. Atleast it wasn’t my phone/ wallet but safe to say I made a fool of myself. Lesson, don’t drink too fast/ much and don’t bring your favourite items out when you plan to get wasted. Anything could’ve happened to me and I’d have no idea. I’m sure my items were stolen and if it weren’t for those 3 girls I’d have woken up today on a city sidewalk with 1 shoe a dead phone and 0 will to live.

What’s your worst experience with alcohol?