Be a Man, not a creep.

Bhaiyon, Holi aa rahi hai, masti zaroor karo par behuda mat banana

Aaj ek close friend se baat ho rahi thi, aur woh literally excited ho raha tha ki Holi pe kaise ladkiyon ko rang lagane ke naam pe chhua ja sakta hai. Usne casually bola, "Bhai soch, woh wali ladki jo gully mein rehti hai, usko rang lagane ke bahane se..."

Sunke itna gussa aaya ki ek mukka thok deta, par maine bas seedha bola—"Agar tu aisa kuch karega na, toh Holi tere liye kayamat wali raat ban jayegi."

Masti aur besharmi alag cheez hai, bhai. Ladkiyan bhi Holi enjoy karne nikalti hain, koi tamasha banne nahi. Be a man, not a creep.