MY MOM HAS GONE MAD
Whenever my mom asks me,"Paper kaisa gaya?" I just say,"ACHHA GAYA, MUJHSE BADHIYA JAA HI NAHI SAKTA KISIKA." regardless of how I actually did and somehow I always get decent marks. This time I don't know konsa ganja phooka maine, after my PHYSICS exam she asked me how it went and I said, "BURA NAHI HUA PAR ACHHA BHI NAHI HUA."
She was already looking mad. She took the question paper out and asked me to count the marks (I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DO THAT, MAI DEPRESSION SE MAR JAYUGI IF I EVER DO THAT) I denied and said,"Result wale din maar peet dena, daant dena but tab tak imagine karo achha hi gaya."
OH BOIIII SHE GOT MADDD, SHE TORE MY QUESTION PAPER INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THREW IT ON MY FACE and started ranting,"KAISI GANDI AULAAD HAI, BHAGWAAN KARE TERI AGLE JANAM MAI MAA HI NAA HO, MERE TOH MARNE KE BAAD BHI TU BAS DIKHAWE KE LIYE ROYEGI BAADME HAR SAAL USS DIN INDEPENDENCE DAY MANAYEGI (GURL WHATTTT!! and she started telling my cousins about how bad child I am.
She left my room came 15 min later said the same things and repeated this cycle like 4 times.And she hasn't spoken to me since.
I FEEL I SHOULD NOT GET GOOD MARKS ITNA OFTEN.