Bakchodi ke saath saath ye bhi kiya hai.

(pehle hi bata du ye bakchodi nhi hai, har cheez bakchodi nhi hoti. kuch yaadgaar kisse bhi hote hai jisme se ek ye hai.)

so yeah ab ye incident hai 10th boards se ek mahine pehle ka. generally schools me hota kya hai ke ye log ek pre boards lete hain boards se ek mahine pehle and voh pre boards dene ke baad bche school aana bnd kr dete hai for the sake ke 'boards hai, toh ab ghar baith ke padhenge' and bacho ki sankhya almost naa barabar ho jati hai us last mahine me.

toh same was with my class too and last mahine me sabne school aana chhod diya. but main thehra alag aadmi, mere se infact ghar par padhai nhi hoti thi so i thought ke school ek dum khaali hoga, bache toh aa nhi rhe vaha par, toh main self study karuga school jaake🗿.

so i started doing the same, and days were going fine. issi beech jo recent pre board tha, uska result aagya and bc sabke L lag gye. khair school toh koi aata nhi tha toh kisi ko apna result ka bhi nhi pta tha, but main toh jaata tha and result sahi nhi aaya tha.

anyhow, toh issi result me se fir ek list nikaali gyi, un bacho ki list jo pre boards me fail hogye the taaki unka re-test kraya jaa sake. toh bache toh aate nhi the but failed students ko school bula liya gya so that unki bhi revision ho sake.

issi beech ek dinn main jis class main baitha tha vaha inform kiya gya ke ek physics ki class rakhi gyi for the 're-test' students and aap me se jisko attend krni hai voh kr sakta hai. so i thought bhale hi main fail nhi huya but iss class se meri bhi revision ho jayegi toh main chala jaata hu.

class me jaakar main baith jaata hu and class shuru hoti hai, so the first thing the physics teacher asked in the class ke 'kisko ye mirrors and lenses wala topic aata hai?' toh i was like ke mam mujhe aata hai, i thought usne koi question puchna hoga but what she did, she called me outside and said ab tu iss class me ye topic kraayega (i was shit nervous then) but anyhow voh topic toh aata hi tha mujhe toh voh maine board pe likh likh ke padhana start kiya and eventually i got into flow and saath saath main maine unhe kuch short tricks bhi sikha di regarding to that topic and literally taught for half an hour and literally i taught a class of 35 failed students who had failed in science.

2 days later, un bacho ka retest tha science ka jiske liye unki revisions li gyi thi, jisme se ek class toh maine hi li thi unki🗿 anyhow, toh na voh jo teacher thi jisne mujhe us dinn un bacho ko padhane ko kaha tha, voh mere pass aati hai, i was confused. i was like ke ye ab kya kehne aayi hai. but she then turned up to me and exactly said this, "beta uss din jo kuch bhi tumne un failed bacho ko padhaya tha na, voh sab unke re test me bohot help kiya and unme se ek student mujhe kehne aaya ke, mam us din jo vo sir ne jo tricks padhayi thi na usse hum direct 5 number ke questions solve kr aaye hai."

and after listening to her words i was left speechless. that fellow batchmate called me by the title of 'sir' i was somewhat proud of my self that day. (and i am not even lying 1% in the above story, i have lived this exact moment) (and also bhai bhale hi bohot bakchodi kii hai 10th me but boards me 96% the mere)

peace.