Funniest complaint

Tonight I had a table order the Tuna Salad sandwich we have. Took it out and 5 bites into the sandwich, they call me back over and say “the tuna fish is too tuna-y”, so they couldn’t eat it. Asked for something completely different on the menu to fix it.

When I first started serving at a breakfast joint 10+ years ago, I had a table complain that their pancakes weren’t fluffy enough (it was my first week and made me cry like a baby lol).

What’s your funniest complaint you’ve gotten?