To the woman who said she’d clean up her child’s throw up.

Fuck you. Fuck your ugly face. Fuck your terrible parenting style and fuck your ugly little friend who convinced you it was my job to clean up your child’s bio hazard. I can’t look at puke, smell puke, or hear someone puking without doing so myself.

A group walks in. A woman husband and baby, and her friend with 3 kids under 6. For the first 10 mins of this table the youngest of the single mom bloody murder screamed. My table 3 booths down had to pick up their voices for me to hear them. The whole times the baby is signaling to mom she needs help and mom ignores her the whole fucking time.

I’m nearly done with this table and single mom comes up to tell me youngest threw up and if I grabbed supplies she’d clean it. Perfect, Sami bucket w wet rags, a dry and paper towels. When I drop them off single mom was in bathroom and her fuck face friend says “I’m so sorry but you’re so sweet for cleaning it” I responded with “well I talked to mom and she said she’d clean it, I’m not comfortable doing so”. She gave me a face but I was already walking away. By this time they’re paid out.

10$ I got from the whole table. 90$ bill. 10$ tip and throw up still covering the floor. They literally had to shimmy around it to leave.

So again fuck you. You don’t deserve the kids you have if you can’t actually be there for them. I couldn’t give less of a fuck you’re out w friends.