Guy Kelly: Eight ways to transform your life, according to Meghan
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2025/03/04/eight-ways-to-transform-your-life-meghan-markle/ (Unarchived)
https://archive.ph/9UjR0 (Archived)
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I know I'm exceeding my three daily posts, but this is the last one, I promise. Apologies, but it was just too good to to ignore.
Guy Kelly, with another hilarious breakdown of the Grasping Harpy's latest flop.
Some snippets:
With Love, Meghan is the first product in the Duchess’s new era as a lifestyle doyenne, and will be followed by a brand, As Ever, that’s also named after a correspondence sign-off. We look forward to her future projects Just Wanted To Flag, I Look Forward To Your Reply and This Is Your Final Summons.
The Grasping Harpy seems like a Per My Last Email person.
“Every time I leave your house I gain like, ten pounds,” he says at one point, while eating peas. Ten pounds? I’d reckon more in the region of £20,000.
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This is a theme throughout the series. Friends come round, perhaps expecting to be doted on by their multi-millionaire duchess friend, then suddenly they’re de-boning a cod, or making ladybird cakes for a children’s party at which all the children are invisible.
They were unaware, unwilling victims participants? 🤣