how my valentine's day went

GUYS I FINALLY HAD SEX WITH WOLFIE and I wanna tell you all about it 😃

i gave Wolfie a heart shaped letter 💌 asking to be his valentine. he accepted 😍 so we went to the 5 ⭐️ restaurant called east side dining. seeing his fangs at work just made me 🥵. then we walked around the frozen roth pond. i gave him a box of chocolates 🍫 which he grabbed and ate everything. "i also got you a present," he says but he wasn't holding anything. 'where,' i ask and he looked down at his pants and winked. i learned in bio 203 📒 what to do when Wolfie winks 😉. i turned around and bent over. as i was unzipping my pants he smacked my ass hard 😣 😮‍💨 . "not here you clueless slut". i got so ahead of myself like the good stony brook student 🤓 that i am that i didn't notice all the students staring, seething with jealousy obviously. we went to my dorm at 9:46:02 and Wolfie storms in. "PREPARE FOR WOLFIE'S DICK," he screams. I nodded and put on my Stony Brook 🧢 and we went at it for hours. "what's a seawolf?" he asked. "i'm a seawolf," I said 😩. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU," his voice boomed across the room. "I'm a seawolf! I'm a dirty seawolf!" i yelled. "that's right," he patted my head . at exactly 11:43:28 before climbing out my window. i chased him but it was too late. he was gone so I howled at the night sky. "AWOOO," the others howled back.

tonight i became a seawolf