Saffron/Front Street Lights AMA

Reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/SALEM/comments/1j32on8/is_there_a_club_in_the_saffron_supply_building_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Hi there! Saffron Supply here. We've decided to address the "Front Street Lights" head-on, as a responsible company should do. However, as an agent of chaos, we will only respond with one of the following:

Yes

No

Only on Fridays

To get our freak on

I preferred their early work

[silent judgemental staring]

You have the wrong brand of faucet

Are you a cop?

Lob those questions our way, and we'll answer as time permits!

EDIT 2:12PM- I'm just going to throw this out there, as this was literally a DM I had to type out: "I'm sorry to disappoint, but Saffron Supply isn't starting a swinger's club."