JLRs sex life

Ya know, I've listened to a lot of older episodes and when JLR talks about having sex, I've come to the conclusion he hasn't had sex with MEWL since Tomas was conceived. Here are my facts.

He believes MEWL always gets pregnant when she has sex. He can never ever tell an honest story when asked about having sex with her. He once tried to say his wife would service him.... no way in hell she has ever serviced him.

I damn near guarantee he hasn't had sex in over 20 years with her.