Accidental insensitive statements to patients?

I’m an anesthesia resident, and had a couple blunders when pre-opping some patients this past week.

Example 1: Young female presenting after MVC (unrestrained) - gave my typical pre-op schpiel to her, including my analogy that anesthesia is akin to a seatbelt (oops).

Example 2: had a young child presenting for TMA after frostbite injury. Attending asked her if she liked Frozen and started singing “let it go” in the OR. 🥶

Was hoping to read some other examples, since we’re all only human and these “mistakes” are common and remind us of that fact!