The Shapeshifter

Jerry dates Alex, whom he nicknames "a shapeshifter", because she sometimes looks fat but sometimes she doesn't, depending on the picture. Kramer, Newman and Mickey campaign against a waterpark due to sizeism, since Newman and Mickey weren't allowed on the slides for being too big and too small for regulations, respectively. George pretends to be working for an advertising agency just by waiting in the lobby; he does that so he can flirt with the female workers, but as usual, he gets caught in his own lies. Peterman gives Elaine the task to come up with a new clothing line that's inspired by interwar England; she attempts to read some Virginia Woolf novels to get herself in the mood, but she finds them too boring and falls asleep, so when she actually has to pitch her new ideas for Peterman, she has to extemporise.