[STEAM] Keys to Give Away

Hey everyone, I have a couple of Steam keys to give away.

To enter, please name the game that you would like. Then, please share your favourite fictional character and why they could/could not beat 1 billion lions. The character can be from any source, video games/books/movies/tv series/anime/etc. Bonus points if you can come up with a plausible reason for an unexpected character to win.

For example: Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney takes the lions to court and since the lions cannot speak, they cannot make their case and lose.

I will select the winners with the best reason 3 days from now. Give me your best shot.

The giveaway is now complete and winners have been contacted with the game codes. Thank you to everyone who participated. There were a ton of creative answers and I had a lot of fun reading through all of it. Congrats to all the winners!

Games:

GRIME - Steam Link - Winner: HellenicViking

Eternal Threads - Steam Link - Winner: Wannabeofalltrades

Kraken Academy!! - Steam Link - Winner: PopProcrastinate

Ozymandias: Bronze Age Empire Sim - Steam Link - Winner: IntrinsicIrony

Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate - Steam Link - Winner: theJacofalltrades

Foretales - Steam Link - Winner: twiggof

Who Pressed Mute on Uncle Marcus - Steam Link - Winner: Nawinter_nights

The Legend of Tianding - Steam Link - Winner: Sad-Economics7248

Expeditions: Rome - Steam Link - Winner: SpaceNigiri

ELEX II - Steam Link - Winner: pastebin1010

Nobody Saves the World - Steam Link - Winner: Vera66Six

The Pale Beyond - Steam Link - Winner: puzzlingpuffling

Last Call BBS - Steam Link - Winner: RaielLarecal

Two Point Campus - Steam Link - Winner: Itsnotsponge

Roguebook - Steam Link - Winner: Nflickner

The Red Lantern - Steam Link - Winner: PermaDerpFace

Hell Pie - Steam Link - Winner: erwerqwewer

Twin Mirror - Steam Link - Winner: PanTsour

Edit 1: Fixed a mistake with the text sizes.

Edit 2: Changed non-powered to unexpected. Been trying to think of the word for the past hour but mind blanked on it.

Edit 3: Giveaway is now closed for entries. Will choose the winners after I get home from work tomorrow.