Who the hell designed this BS mission????

WHY DOES THE DOUBLE MINT GET A HEADSTART AND BECOME 2/4 BUT THE YETI DOESNT EVEN GIVE YOU A LUNCHBOX?? AND THE YETI IS ABSOLUTELY USELESS BECAUSE THE PLANT HERO JUST PLAYS SWEET POTATO AND THE YETI BOUNCES BACK ON TURN 2 AND GUESS WHAT NOW YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A 4/8 ON THE BOARD THAT'S CONSTANTLY DOUBLING

Somebody help me PLEASE