UK Pi Deposit

It feels like UK holders are about to get bent over hard by all this.

Right now, there seems to be no way to deposit Pi anywhere on any exchange (if someone has something, please let me know).

This means we will probably have to deposit tomorrow at launch time, if we even get the ability to do so by then.

Network traffic gonna hit a few planets as it soars past the sky.

BOOM! Network goes down for a few hours and Pi dumps as all the Asian holders get the freedom to sell all while we can only sit and watch.

🤦‍♂️

Can an ACTUAL expert please explain if I'm being stupid right now or what?