💰 Get rich (in 3 years) thanks to my incredible generosity! 💰
🎉 I’m giving away 1 PI to everyone who comments! Yes, you read that right! I’m incredibly generous 😇.
💸 PS: But, uh… delivery is expected in 3 years. Gotta wait until I unlock my coins because "boohoo, I accidentally locked all my Pi" 😭.
🕰️ In the meantime, dream big! In a few years, you might be able to buy a loaf of bread… or a yacht, who knows? It all depends on Pi Network’s destiny 🚀😂.