My 15 favourite perfumes in my collection (+ mini reviews)

Frédéric Malle: Portrait of a Lady

My signature evening perfume. It isn't a dupe but it's close enough to replace my first love, Midnight Poison, because it has a similar vibe: sultry, sexy, gothic rose and patchouli.

Diptyque: Philosykos

One of my favourite summer perfumes. I'm a fig fiend. I love that this combines the fig fruit and fig leaf, and it works beautifully with the coconut and cedar.

Penhaligon's: Empressa

My signature daytime perfume. Elegant and feminine. Vibrant citrus, rose, and patchouli.

Tocca: Florence

Spring in a bottle. An elegant blend of gardenia, pear, apple, and tuberose. She's a beauty. Fresh and delicate.

Byredo: Blanche

Clean, pure, comforting, innocent. Like wrapping yourself in freshly laundered linens that dried in the sun, after you've had a luxurious bubble bath.

Miller Harris: Secret Gardenia

Another spring meadow scent. Similar to Florence, but the water notes and violet make it different enough that I justify having both.

Guerlain: Insolence

Candied violets. The ultimate coquette perfume. Makes me feel like a faerie princess.

Guerlain: Samsara

It's giving 1950s femme fatale.

Narciso Rodriguez: Musc Noir Rose

Creamy and sensual, a soft evening perfume. Plum, rose, musc, vanilla, beautiful.

Acqua di Parma: Fico di Amalfi

More fig because I'm predictable. Very unisex, very fresh.

Lalique: de Lalique

Vintage feminity in bottle. Soft, fruity jasmine with a gorgeous musk and sandalwood base. She's underrated and surprisingly affordable. I like to wear this one to bed.

Serge Lutens: L'Orpheline

Incense at mass. Cold yet comforting. Wear it to smell like a Victorian ghost haunting a cathedral.

Serge Lutens: Santal Majuscule

If you love sandalwood like I do, you need this.

Rabanne: Pure XS

The only gourmand I have. I smell edible when I wear this. That popcorn note is so unique and just works somehow. Creamy vanilla, ylang ylang, coconut, and peach.

Dior: Midnight Poison

My first love. Nothing will ever come close. I still have about a third of a bottle and I'd sell a kidney for another one. Rose patchouli BOMB. The sexiest, most gothic perfume in the world. RIP.

Frédéric Malle: Portrait of a Lady

My signature evening perfume. It isn't a dupe but it's close enough to replace my first love, Midnight Poison, because it has a similar vibe: sultry, sexy, gothic rose and patchouli.

Diptyque: Philosykos

One of my favourite summer perfumes. I'm a fig fiend. I love that this combines the fig fruit and fig leaf, and it works beautifully with the coconut and cedar.

Penhaligon's: Empressa

My signature daytime perfume. Elegant and feminine. Vibrant citrus, rose, and patchouli.

Tocca: Florence

Spring in a bottle. An elegant blend of gardenia, pear, apple, and tuberose. She's a beauty. Fresh and delicate.

Byredo: Blanche

Clean, pure, comforting, innocent. Like wrapping yourself in freshly laundered linens that dried in the sun, after you've had a luxurious bubble bath.

Miller Harris: Secret Gardenia

Another spring meadow scent. Similar to Florence, but the water notes and violet make it different enough that I justify having both.

Guerlain: Insolence

Candied violets. The ultimate coquette perfume. Makes me feel like a faerie princess.

Guerlain: Samsara

It's giving 1950s femme fatale.

Narciso Rodriguez: Musc Noir Rose

Creamy and sensual, a soft evening perfume. Plum, rose, musc, vanilla, beautiful.

Acqua di Parma: Fico di Amalfi

More fig because I'm predictable. Very unisex, very fresh.

Lalique: de Lalique

Vintage feminity in bottle. Soft, fruity jasmine with a gorgeous musk and sandalwood base. She's underrated and surprisingly affordable. I like to wear this one to bed.

Serge Lutens: L'Orpheline

Incense at mass. Cold yet comforting. Wear it to smell like a Victorian ghost haunting a cathedral.

Serge Lutens: Santal Majuscule

If you love sandalwood like I do, you need this.

Rabanne: Pure XS

The only gourmand I have. I smell edible when I wear this. That popcorn note is so unique and just works somehow. Creamy vanilla, ylang ylang, coconut, and peach.

Dior: Midnight Poison

My first love. Nothing will ever come close. I still have about a third of a bottle and I'd sell a kidney for another one. Rose patchouli BOMB. The sexiest, most gothic perfume in the world. RIP.