I asked ChatGPT to write a Peep Show style script and it's kind of hilarious

INT. SUPERMARKET - EVENING

MARK stands in the pasta aisle, staring at two different brands of penne.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   Okay, premium brand or supermarket own?
   Do I really need artisan Italian pasta?
   Would the Romans have spent extra for durum wheat?
   No, they’d have spent it on slaves and wine.
   Just get the cheap one.

He reaches for the supermarket brand.

                    JEZ (O.S.)
   Mark! Jesus, what are you doing?

MARK flinches as JEZ appears, carrying a single bottle of beer.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   Oh God, it’s Jez. My evening is ruined.

                    MARK
   Buying pasta, Jez. Like a normal, functioning adult.

                    JEZ
   Mate, you know what I was just thinking? We should start a business.
   You and me, together, like Branson and… whoever Branson does business with.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   Ah yes, another Jez business pitch. Right up there with “live-in club nights”
   and “a T-shirt that makes you smell good.”

                    MARK
   Oh, God. What now?

                    JEZ
   A dating app, but for people who don’t want to date. Like, an anti-dating app.
   You match with people, and then you both just leave each other alone.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   It’s like he’s trying to be an idiot.

                    MARK
   So… Tinder, but instead of meeting people, you just… continue not meeting them?

                    JEZ
   Exactly! Think of the market. People are sick of dating!
   They just want to be validated, then ignore each other. It’s genius.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   It’s literally nothing. It’s the absence of a product. It’s pure, unfiltered Jez.

                    MARK
   Jez, I mean this in the kindest way possible: That’s not a business. That’s just… being single.

                    JEZ
   Yeah, but, like, if we monetize it?

                    MARK (V.O.)
   He’s trying to sell people their own misery. Actually… that’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

MARK sighs, drops the pasta into his basket, and walks off. Jez follows.

                    MARK
   Fine. Let’s get a drink. You can explain how we become the next LinkedIn.

                    JEZ
   That’s the spirit! Hey, do you think I could expense the beer?

INT. PUB - NIGHT

MARK and JEZ sit in a booth. Jez is gesturing wildly, half a pint already gone.

                    JEZ
   So then, we introduce a premium feature. If you pay, you can send a "mutual disinterest" message, officially rejecting someone you’ve never even spoken to.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   He’s monetizing passive aggression. I hate it. I hate that it might actually work.

                    MARK
   Jez, people already ghost each other for free.

                    JEZ
   Yeah, but this adds ceremony. It’s like a dignified ‘thanks, but no thanks.’
   And then we expand. An app for dodging phone calls. An app that tells your mates you’re too tired to go out.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   So, a range of apps for cowards?

                    MARK
   And the company name? Let me guess—"Avoidr"?

                    JEZ
   Oh my God. That’s brilliant.

                    MARK (V.O.)
   Oh no. What have I done?