WFH

You know what’s nice about working from home with a four year old?

NOTHING. NOTHING IS NICE ABOUT IT.

I have trucks driving up and down my arms, a tiny voice asking me, “Mama, you remember ‘dat?” every minute, a barrage of nonsensical questions I cannot answer, and HE STEALS MY CHAIR.

This was so much easier when he didn’t have words and I could just shove a boob in his mouth.

That’s all. Thank you and good night.

EDIT My goodness there are a lot of angry people here. Look, I get the assumption that I work from home with no childcare because I didn’t mention it. This was true for about… six months. He’s in preschool. He’s loved and cared for and comes first. My company is wonderful and doesn’t care if my kid is home as long as my work gets done.