This asshole did an insane burnout last night and tore his ACL 9 days before my first real vacation in ten years.

Like I don’t even know what to do. I guess I have to cancel or pray they’re nice and/or crazy cat people and will let me reschedule.

What I do know is I’m really regretting pulling him off that roof 17 years ago…

Mostly joking. But seriously dude, you have the worst timing. But also, god, I feel so awful for him. Poor baby is in so much pain.

Fine. I forgive him. He’s my grouchy old man baby and I would do anything for him. Even miss my first vacation since I took my honeymoon.