loneliness lifehack
so today i blew up some condoms like balloons because i hate my life & i was bored. i figured out that when you do so, the condom kind of looks like a titty. and when you suck on the reservoire thingy on the end its kind of like a nipple. so if youre insanely lonely & wish you had a gf who lets you suck on her tits, you can blow up condoms & suck on them. however, i would not recommend using those multi colored trustex condoms because they smell like fish, despite not being expired.