Naruto is full of controversial, contradictory, and hyperbolic statements. If every statement in the series was actually true at face value, what are the weirdest conclusions you could draw?

As an example: • Madara says his Susano’o can cut through anything in this universe. • Madara says that Hashirama is his equal. • Hiruzen was said to be the strongest Hokage.

Therefore… 1. Hiruzen is stronger than the First Hokage, Hashirama. 2. Hiruzen is stronger than Hashirama’s equal, Madara. 3. Like Madara, Hiruzen can destroy anything in this universe.

Hiruzen > Kaguya.

This a really simple example, but you can build an entire rankings list out of similar chains of logic, especially when they start to build off one another.

What wack conclusions immediately jump out at you?