(cracp prompt) Naruto have all teh tailed beasts sealed inside of him, and he hates it.

the Shinigami, being bored the nigh of Naruto's birth decides to do some light trolling and seals all nine tailed beasts inside Naruto in full, the god even let Minato live for all his troubles.

you might think that having all tailed beasts sealed inside you would be agreat thing for a ninja, practically inifinte chakra and be able to use all tailed beasts special abilities right?

wrong, becasue all the tailed beasts can't stand eachother, they are all childish, petty and can hold a grudge like no one else, so they are contantly fighting eachother and competitng with eachother, worst of all, they had been awake and being able to talk inside Naruto's head ever since he was three.

thanks to that, poor Naruto had not known peace and privacy ever since, becasue he has to play peace keeper between them and they won't shut up, heck he forgot when was the last time he had more than an hour or two of sleep at night.

the same can be said about Minato, because it may had been a whim of the shinigami, but now Konoha has all tailed beasts and that's a political disaster, he tried to come with a way to unseal the other tailed beasts to return them to their original nations and he did that in front of the other kages with their own seal masters there to help, but whatever seal the shinigmi used to do it did not bulged.

so, to avoid a new war, it was decided that Naruto would be passed around the hidden villages like a blunt.