We Need Post Flairs!

So the mod team has decided to go full 360 on the flair reform, so we need to bring back the funni. This consists of two parts:

1. Old flairs: We want to bring back the old funni flairs, but don't remember them. Please respond to the pinned comment with old flairs. These will definitely be added. I will (probably) remember them as they come in so don't try any funny business.
2. New flairs: We want to spice things up, so we have a contest. Submit a new flair you want added, (rules must be followed, kind of), and the top two will be added as well.

Make funni! This will replace the Other Thing flair. (PS: I know how to spell funny)