Tsunade *can't* be Minato's mother

This is about Nchammer23's "Minato is Tsunade's son" theory.

Long story short, it is highly implausible simply because Tsunade is only 14 years older than Minato. In other words, she would be 14 when he was born. The theory is still technically possible, but eugh, if it was true, it would be really, really ugly.