What is a song you genuinely can not rock and bang you head to?

Like I’m not asking for bad songs like Mask by Dream or cbat because you COULD rock out to those if you had to. I’m asking for a song you PHYSICALLY COULD NOT rock out to. So imagine right, there’s a dude, he’s got a gun. He tells you to get up and dance to a song, you cannot PHYSICALLY rock out to it. Life or death, what’s a song that the gun would go off to, like one you could not dance to at all. I’m looking for the real bottom of the barrel stuff.