All cis people wish they were a different gender sometimes, right?

All cis men look in the mirror and hate the way their shoulders and hips look, right?

All cis men wish there was a pill they could take to magically switch genders, right?

All cis men think about how nice it would be to be called by female pronouns, right?

All cis men think about and research taking estrogen, right?

All cis men have these thoughts, but they’re just perverted fantasies, right?

All cis men think about wearing feminine clothes and growing out their hair, right?

All cis men think they’re making it up and these thoughts aren’t real, right?

All cis men think about transitioning, but don’t because it’s scary, right?

All cis men fantasize about being in a lesbian relationship, right?

All cis men try crossdressing, right?

All cis men cry themselves to sleep because they’ll never be a “real woman”, right?

All cis men tell themselves to just not think about it their entire lives, right?

So i’m totally /not/ a trans woman. Couldn’t be, right? Everyone has these thoughts, right? Right? I’m totally a cis male, right?