Alright, Mojang, this is getting a little ridiculous.

So I was in a Walmart the other day, when I came across some merch for the Minecraft movie. I’ve already heard how this merch is apparently bad, but I didn’t really believe it until I saw this stuff. First of all, why do they think that if they just add fur to their plushies, that they just become Minecraft movie merch? And what even is the reason for these weird squishmallow things? They literally just slapped a Minecraft movie tag onto these weird things, for no reason! This is seriously getting concerning.