H: camp building skills. W: leaders/apparel.
Are you about as creative as jeffery dahmers barber? About as skilled as a left handed potato? But you want a badass camp… well sheeet pop a squat chief and let sambo yarn to you a minute.
I’m pretty good… I ain’t the best there’s some special sausages out there but I’m pretty farkn good. I can help you out to build that floating camp… defy physics… hide your spot under ground… build you a round shop… I’ve got the blueprints and the skill to make you look like you really know your sh*t.
Fees will vary based on what you want. Donation of some basic materials (mainly wood and concrete… copper if you want me to do your lighting.) is required. And I can only use base game items so you will need to modify some stuff to suit the aesthetic you are longing for… but I can teach you along the way some tips and tricks that will have the wasteland full of mansions instead of nonsense boxes that look like they were built by the food critic from ratatouille.
Let’s talk I can send you video tours of my own camps but I can’t post em here only pictures.
Disclaimer: sambos camp building services is not responsible for:
-Bans related to underground camps.
-Increased crash frequency due to creative manipulation of the camp systems “rules”.
-falls from height of both owner and visitor to floating camps.
-loss of game time because you’d rather just chill at the sick new pad you just acquired.
- unexpected arousal… I can’t turn it off I’m afraid.
Finally… set aside some time if you want something complex these methods can take a minute… get things straight when you can’t just delete it because you spat in the face of god Todd and defied the laws of both nature and physics is not a fast process it will often require completely restarting. Mic is not required but it makes things so so much easier it is preferred. If you laughed at least like the post 😉
mods please don’t ban me I’m just trying to be funny and give people some laughs
Are you about as creative as jeffery dahmers barber? About as skilled as a left handed potato? But you want a badass camp… well sheeet pop a squat chief and let sambo yarn to you a minute.
I’m pretty good… I ain’t the best there’s some special sausages out there but I’m pretty farkn good. I can help you out to build that floating camp… defy physics… hide your spot under ground… build you a round shop… I’ve got the blueprints and the skill to make you look like you really know your sh*t.
Fees will vary based on what you want. Donation of some basic materials (mainly wood and concrete… copper if you want me to do your lighting.) is required. And I can only use base game items so you will need to modify some stuff to suit the aesthetic you are longing for… but I can teach you along the way some tips and tricks that will have the wasteland full of mansions instead of nonsense boxes that look like they were built by the food critic from ratatouille.
Let’s talk I can send you video tours of my own camps but I can’t post em here only pictures.
Disclaimer: sambos camp building services is not responsible for:
-Bans related to underground camps.
-Increased crash frequency due to creative manipulation of the camp systems “rules”.
-falls from height of both owner and visitor to floating camps.
-loss of game time because you’d rather just chill at the sick new pad you just acquired.
- unexpected arousal… I can’t turn it off I’m afraid.
Finally… set aside some time if you want something complex these methods can take a minute… get things straight when you can’t just delete it because you spat in the face of god Todd and defied the laws of both nature and physics is not a fast process it will often require completely restarting. Mic is not required but it makes things so so much easier it is preferred. If you laughed at least like the post 😉
mods please don’t ban me I’m just trying to be funny and give people some laughs