I know nothing about this game give me the silliest reason to play

I saw this and idk started seeing post scout this game someone try to sell me on it but only with the most contrarian reasons why don’t approach me with that “it’s fun and you can play a knight and make friends” stuff tell me if my dog can have a tiny house or that fish read newspapers to decide where to swim the next day weird stuff give it a go throw the most bizarre reasons at me