The rest of the MLS is next.

LMAOOOOO the LA Galaxy just got COOKED by a team that didn’t even exist like five minutes ago. San Diego FC came into LA, put their feet on the coffee table, ate all the food in the fridge, and walked out with a W like they owned the place. Absolute EMBARRASSMENT.

Anders Dreyer? This man just became the landlord of Carson, CA. Galaxy’s defense let him walk in like he had VIP access, and Chucky Lozano was out there handing out assists like it was free sample day at Costco.

I mean seriously, how do you let an expansion team—a team that had to Google “how to MLS”—completely outplay you in your own house? San Diego FC is literally undefeated in franchise history, and it’s thanks to you, Galaxy. This team hasn’t even had time to disappoint their fans yet and they’re already taking trophies off your shelf.

And here’s the real problem for the rest of MLS: San Diego FC is just getting started. If the defending champions were this easy, what’s gonna happen when they roll up on LAFC? Seattle? Columbus Crew? These so-called “powerhouses” are about to get folded like a cheap lawn chair. These dudes are about to run through the league like a sweaty FIFA Ultimate Team with max chemistry and zero mercy.

It’s over. Pack it up, MLS. You just let San Diego FC walk in and turn the league into their personal Career Mode save on beginner difficulty. LA Galaxy was just the appetizer—now the rest of you are about to get served.