I'm Ethan's lawyer, and here's everyone my client is suing!

1. Any user who has ever written the word "Palestine." Because acknowledging the existence of Palestine is a hate crime against my client! I just subpoenaed more than 500 users for using that word!

2. If you have ever said anything negative about my client Ethan or his wife! I’ve subpoenaed 1,000 Reddit users!

3. Criticizing my client's wife's clothing company—any user who said her TF's clothes are ugly has been subpoenaed! (5,000 members subpoenaed!)

4. If you have ever downvoted any of my client’s YouTube videos, expect to receive a lawsuit notice!

5. If you've ever used the term "crashing out"! (I have subpoenaed 10,000 users!)

Govern yourselves accordingly!!!