The reason why Deep-sea creatures are coming to the shores..

Believe it or not, I think 27tards are the reason. These brainless mfs are here to end this world now—there's no way we're going to be saved. Once they conquer this subreddit, they'll move further and slowly take over the world.

There's no deep-sea monster; it's the 27tards who are here to end everything. I don't think preparing for competitives is worth it anymore—the world will end soon.

That's why, don't be awake at midnight, just sleep, cuz you won't be able to sleep later.

(Serious Post)