The Day of Doom for ICSE Students.”💀

⚔️ THE IDES OF PHYSICS – MARCH 17TH ⚔️

“Friends, students, exam warriors… lend me your grace marks.” 💀

Julius Caesar? Stabbed 23 times. We? About to get stabbed 12 times—one for each chapter of Physics. 😭

1️⃣ Force – Brutus’ First Stab 🔪

We thought we had equilibrium, but the ICSE Board applies a force so unbalanced that our brain loses stability. 😭 “Prove this using moments, 5 marks.” Et tu, Torque?

2️⃣ Work, Power, and Energy – The Second Betrayal

“Friends, students, countrymen… ICSE has not done work on us, it has done power upon us.” 😭

Bro, they ask us to find power output of a machine when efficiency is 23.9% and give no mass. WHY?

3️⃣ Machines – The Cassius of Physics

“I am an honorable pulley,” it says—then asks us for the velocity ratio of a double-block and tackle with 10 pulleys. VERY OBSCENE. 😭

4️⃣ Refraction of Light – The Treacherous Stab 💀

We enter the exam hall, confident, and then—first question:

“A light ray travels from glass (μ = 1.5) to air. Find the critical angle and explain why total internal reflection occurs.” 😭 WHAT IS THIS?

5️⃣ Lenses – The Mark Antony of Our Suffering

“You all did love him once, not without cause.” No, we never loved convex lenses. But the paper says:“A convex lens forms a real and inverted image. Calculate focal length using 100 conditions.”

6️⃣ Spectrum – THE FINAL BETRAYAL

Explain dispersion using wave theory.”

Bro, we are the ones dispersing into different states of confusion.

7️⃣ Sound – The “No One Asked” Chapter

“A tuning fork of frequency 256 Hz produces a beat frequency of 4 Hz with another tuning fork. Find the unknown frequency.”

8️⃣ Current Electricity – The Silent Backstabber

“Draw a circuit diagram for a Wheatstone Bridge and prove its principle.” NO. 😭 My principle is leaving the exam hall early.

9️⃣ Household Circuits – The Political Trap

”Why is household wiring done in parallel?”

Bro, so we can all fail independently without affecting each other.

🔟 Electromagnetism – The Unexpected Slap

“State Maxwell’s right-hand thumb rule.”

Bro, Maxwell can keep his hand to himself. 😭

1️⃣1️⃣ Calorimetry – The Fake Friend

“A 500g block of iron is heated to 100°C and dropped into 200g of water at 20°C. Find the final temperature.”

Bro, I am at 0°C. My brain has reached absolute zero.

1️⃣2️⃣ Radioactivity – The Final Blow 💀

“Define half-life and derive its formula.”

Bro, after this exam, my life is already half gone. 😭

And when we finally submit the paper, brain-dead, eyes hollow, with our diagrams looking like prehistoric cave paintings… the examiner will say:

“But Brutus says you all are intelligent students… and Brutus is an honorable man.”
But bro, we ain’t making it out alive. 💀 March 17th – THE FINAL STAB. Stay strong, warriors. May the grace marks be with you. ⚔️😭

And the chief villain? Joseph Emanuel, our very own Cassius, sitting there like, “Let’s make Physics more fun,” and then giving us 15-marker questions on Snell’s Law. Waste fellow. 💀

☠️ i dont hate physics btw