So fucking great

I had 14 beer, 30mg vyvanse, 20mg Valium, 2 grams of weed, and a bowl of vanilla ice cream. I am so fucking happy trump is going to be the next president of the USA. I might even jerk off tonight with the everyone’s tears. How fucking amazing is this? Trump president and a conservative majority in Canada next year.

I’m on one hell of a bender and I’ll update in a few days if people want to know. I’m homeless again lol. What the fuck lol.